A shout out to my phone that literally just started working again:fuck you.

Friday, April 18 with 2 notes

if you truly don’t think that a humans purpose from a biological standpoint is reproduction then I’m sorry that you do not know of the subject of biology and should not speak of it.

Thursday, April 17 with 1 note
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via thepoopqueen)


Thursday, April 17 with 289,697 notes

classysassyrepublican:

Alcohol is the push-up bra for personalities.

(via mrthetank)

Thursday, April 17 with 101,880 notes