reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
why am i so fucking weird, like i literally had a dream where in one part I recieved a squirrel creature that was evil and it found a giant knife so nobody could go outside and i was trying to take a shower but this guy (who in my dream was supposed to be my friends dad) was literally just standing there talking to me and also getting undressed for a shower i was like wtf is this guy doing. i need normalish dreams pleeeease.
I’ll buy you pizza if you let me touch your boob.
I’ll touch your boob if you buy me pizza. (My offer is better)
If you buy me boob I’ll touch your pizza.
friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
I get to take my dog to work tomorrow, she gonna hate me.